The problem with dating is it always starts the same way... you meet an OK Guy who your friends talk you into going out with because they think he's great and you need to give him a chance: date one is magical. He takes you out to dinner and pays, ending the night with a kiss. Date two is the same gentleman behavior ending in heavy petting. Date three: his personality finally starts to show and you realize your prince is really interested in a steak dinner and exploding all over your stomach after a hand job...
Albeit, we are physically compatible. But his rigidity and structured type A personality stifles my passionate, spontaneous side; I'm water where he's a rock. And when I try to flow, he blocks my current. I may be better off washing him off to sea with the other stones and sharks...
I actually laughed out loud when I saw this was tagged as "oil change."
ReplyDeleteYou know I'll support whatever you choose but I think in this case, after the contents of date three, you'd be okay letting this rock go...